clientsfromhell:

I am designing a logo for a local colonics company. After several attempts to find out what she would like her logo to look like, I was beginning to think we would never arrive at a design she liked.

Me: Should I continue submitting sample logo designs?

Client: We have a psychic at the office, she said she would see if she could feel something. Give me a few days. I’ve heard she has come up with great logos for businesses.

http://clientsfromhell.net/post/90758285010/client-i-should-have-an-answer-for-you-by-the-end


clientsfromhell:

Client: I should have an answer for you by the end of the day. Also, in the future, send clean emails only please.

Me: I’m not sure I understand what you mean by “clean emails.”

Client: You just did it! We have limited bandwidth! Please clean emails before you send!

Me: Are you talking…

Best photobomb ever.

Best photobomb ever.

(Source: memewhore, via pochemuchkamon)

ericscissorhands:

Top 10 - (Most memorable) Psychopaths on Film.

“I think a lot of psychopaths are just geniuses who drove so fast that they lost control.” 

What’s ironic is that this means he is wrong.

(Source: cindymayweather)

kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

a summary of marvel films


  • thor: loki dies, but not really
  • captain america: bucky dies, but not really
  • avengers: phil dies, but not really
  • captain america 2: fury dies, but not really
  • thor 2: loki dies (again), but not really
  • Iron Man 3: peper dies, but not really

(Source: coolator, via captainmalta)

http://clientsfromhell.net/post/88468580886/after-a-dozen-back-and-forth-revisions-of-a-simple


clientsfromhell:

After a dozen back-and-forth revisions of a simple letterhead / business card bundle, the client kept making the most ridiculous requests for his materials, with things like “the address of my parents” to be included.

I asked after this and eventually realized it wasn’t the client’s requests….

Ah yes… The Ferrari.