My kids had no idea what it was since my old one has been broken for 18 months.

I opened it and my girls were thrilled at opening a present. Screams, laughter, all kinds of awesome. Then…

Me: Well, you guys are orphans, now!

Gianna: Yay! Mommy, we’re ORPHANS!

She clearly doesn’t understand how important this gift is to me. Or the word “orphans.”