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02

Jan

I Hate Phones

If I call someone and the phone says they are “not accepting calls at this time” I wonder:

  1. Is this for me specifically?
  2. Why am I not allowed to leave a voicemail? Shouldn’t they just turn the phone off or put it on vibrate?
  3. What if I was dead in a ditch?