10
Feb
I’m Obama, and I’m a dick.
I’m not the first dick to run the country. The dick before me was a war criminal.
The dick before him was plainly a dick and that was what got him in trouble.
The dick before him was the war criminal’s father and he was as much a dick as any of them.
The dick before him was the dick that started this whole financial meltdown with the debt starting and all that other shit.
I come from a long line of dicks.
We come from both parties. Our job is to destroy your ability to earn a living and increase the debt you carry. Our job is to force you to comply with our warmongering and whoremongering.
But I’m the first dick to tell you how to pray, when to pray, and when to put your religion away.
And the kicker?
No matter who you elect next is probably going to be a dick, too.
Oh sure, we will pretend to care about your pet causes of abortion, healthcare, Iran, or whatever makes reporter’s legs go numb.
In the end, we are not going to do dick unless it benefits us.
